127 Best Absurdity Quotes

You're not a woman. You're a man. A man with breasts and a vagina. – Karen

White Chicks Humor Discovery disguise Absurdity

This is the worst undercover assignment ever. – Kevin Copeland

White Chicks Humor Frustration duty Absurdity

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain misunderstanding Absurdity Humor Logic

I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp. – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Absurdity blame past failures Humor

I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Absurdity Pop Culture non-sequitur Humor

I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so. – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Discomfort Absurdity non-sequitur Humor

I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Wordplay Logic Absurdity Humor

I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent. – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain fear Discomfort Absurdity Humor

I think so, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Practicality scale Absurdity Humor

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? ... I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain misunderstanding Pop Culture Absurdity Humor

I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Absurdity Animals impracticality Humor

I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? – Pinky

Pinky and the Brain Absurdity Logic mundane Humor

I am the god of hellfire! – Charlie Runkle

Californication Humor insecurity Absurdity Ego

This is glue. Strong stuff. – Elwood Blues

The Blues Brothers Humor Absurdity repair

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. – Elwood Blues

The Blues Brothers Humor order Absurdity

My life's a cartoon! – Shaggy Rogers

Scooby-Doo meta Humor Absurdity Life

Please enjoy each quote equally. – Lumon Perk Coffee Mug

Severance corporate culture conformity Absurdity control

This is a cause for celebration. Please try to enjoy all facts equally. – Lumon

Severance corporate culture Absurdity control Emotion

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion! – Kitty Farmer

Donnie Darko Absurdity Humor Pressure suburban life

How does one suck a fuck? – Elizabeth Darko

Donnie Darko Humor Family Absurdity misunderstanding

Did you know that Smurfs are communists? – Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko Humor subversion Observation Absurdity

The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner. – Dr. Rumack

Airplane! Crisis Absurdity Humor food poisoning

I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... – Johnny

Airplane! Absurdity Humor non-sequitur Creativity

A hospital? What is it? – Dr. Rumack

Airplane! Humor Absurdity misunderstanding Wordplay

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. – Dr. Rumack

Airplane! Humor Absurdity Crisis Focus

And Leon's getting laaarrrger! – Ted Striker

Airplane! Absurdity Humor non-sequitur commentary

Children! Fighting! This is no time for children fighting! – Old Man McGucket

Gravity Falls Chaos Humor Absurdity Crisis

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