30 Best Gravity Falls Quotes

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye! – Bill Cipher

Gravity Falls Reality madness conspiracy Humor

When there's no cops around, anything's legal! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls authority Morality Humor Rebellion

I've got some children I need to make into corpses. – Bill Cipher

Gravity Falls villainy threat darkness Humor

This signature is... squints... unreadable. – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls Mystery investigation Humor journal

I'm not gonna be remembered as the man who invented the finglonger! A device which lets you... FING... LONGER... – Dr. Aloysius Pines "Ford"

Gravity Falls Science Legacy Regret Humor

My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Humor Family divorce running gag

The future is in the past! ONWARDS, AOSHIMA! – Grunkle Stan

Gravity Falls Mystery Adventure confusion Humor

You're our hero, dude. – Soos Ramirez

Gravity Falls Friendship Heroism Loyalty sincerity

I trust you, dude. I trust you. – Soos Ramirez

Gravity Falls Friendship Trust Loyalty Heart

I'm not a hero. I'm a... a... a... deep-cover feds guy! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Deception identity Family secrecy

Oh, this is priceless! The one guy who might have the answers, and I can't understand a word he's saying! – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls Frustration Mystery Communication Humor

Mabel, I'm not sure what this says about our family, but I think it's nothing good. – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls Family Weirdness concern Bonding

A X Y L O P H O N E. – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls Mystery codes Discovery suspense

Children! Fighting! This is no time for children fighting! – Old Man McGucket

Gravity Falls Chaos Humor Absurdity Crisis

The name's Blendin Blandin. Time Wish Department? Anytime, anyplace, any-when? – Blendin Blandin

Gravity Falls Time Travel Bureaucracy Adventure Humor

I'm not used to people being... nice to me. – Pacifica Northwest

Gravity Falls Friendship Change Kindness Redemption

I'm not gonna let you do this! You're my brother! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Family sacrifice Love protection

Well, well, well! A SIX-FINGERED MAN! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Family Discovery Mystery Humor

I've been here before! I remember this! – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls Memory Mystery Time déjà vu

The author of the journals... my brother. – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Family revelation Mystery secrets

I'm not a good person. I've done bad things. But for the first time, I want to be better. – Pacifica Northwest

Gravity Falls Redemption Guilt Change character growth

This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! – Bill Cipher

Gravity Falls Chaos madness Reality villainy

I'm the guy who bought a dozen condoms and a shovel! You figure it out! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Humor Mystery implication Character

I'm not sure what I'm more scared of: the fact that there's a monster in our house, or the fact that you're not more scared of that fact. – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls fear Weirdness Family Humor

You're the biggest screw-up I know! And that's what makes you so great! – Mabel Pines

Gravity Falls Family Acceptance Love Imperfection

I'm not a criminal! I'm... just... an entrepreneur who's... bad at paperwork! – Stan Pines

Gravity Falls Business Morality justification Humor

I've got a mullet, Dipper! A MULLET! – Mabel Pines

Gravity Falls Humor Vanity 80s Crisis

The whole town thinks I'm a crazy old kook! ...Well, more than they used to. – Old Man McGucket

Gravity Falls Reputation madness Truth Humor

I'm not just some sidekick! I'm the side-kickiest sidekick to ever kick a side! – Soos Ramirez

Gravity Falls Friendship identity Loyalty Humor

Grunkle Stan... everything you did, you did for your family. – Dipper Pines

Gravity Falls Family sacrifice Love Forgiveness

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