30 Best Airplane! Quotes

Surely you can't be serious. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! disbelief Humor misunderstanding Wordplay
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Humor Wordplay deadpan Response
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. – Steve McCroskey
Airplane! stress Addiction Humor Despair
The shit is going to hit the fan! – Steve McCroskey
Airplane! Crisis vulgarity Humor Warning
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. – Steve McCroskey
Airplane! stress Addiction Humor escalation
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? – Steve McCroskey
Airplane! awkwardness non-sequitur Humor conversation
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Pressure Humor Repetition Expectation
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. – Dr. Rumack (repeated)
Airplane! Pressure Humor Repetition Expectation
I speak jive. – June Cleaver
Airplane! Humor Culture Clash translation stereotype
Can you fly this plane, and land it? – Elaine Dickinson
Airplane! Desperation Hope Crisis plea
Surely you can't be serious. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! disbelief Humor misunderstanding Wordplay
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Humor Wordplay deadpan Response
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Crisis Absurdity Humor food poisoning
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. – Striker
Airplane! Aviation Humor statement of the obvious
It's an entirely different kind of flying. – Striker
Airplane! Aviation Humor Repetition
Johnny, what can you make of this? – Captain Oveur
Airplane! Humor innuendo misunderstanding
I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... – Johnny
Airplane! Absurdity Humor non-sequitur Creativity
We have to get these people to a hospital. – Elaine Dickinson
Airplane! Urgency Crisis illness statement of the obvious
A hospital? What is it? – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Humor Absurdity misunderstanding Wordplay
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Humor Absurdity Crisis Focus
Ever seen a grown man naked? – Captain Oveur
Airplane! awkwardness Humor inappropriate conversation
Do you like gladiator movies? – Captain Oveur
Airplane! awkwardness Humor non-sequitur conversation
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? – Captain Oveur
Airplane! awkwardness non-sequitur Humor conversation
I just want to say good luck, and we're all counting on you. – Dr. Rumack
Airplane! Pressure Humor Repetition Farewell
The fog is getting thicker! – Ted Striker
Airplane! Crisis Observation Humor Weather
And Leon's getting laaarrrger! – Ted Striker
Airplane! Absurdity Humor non-sequitur commentary
I got a picture of my old man... he was a pilot, too. – Ted Striker
Airplane! Past Trauma Father Aviation
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. – Ted Striker
Airplane! War Trauma flashback oversharing
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. – Steve McCroskey
Airplane! stress Addiction Humor escalation
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. – Steve McCroskey
Airplane! stress Addiction Humor escalation
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