59 Best Observation Quotes

The best way to improve your golf game is to watch your opponent play.
My lady is a lovely one, but she gives herself such airs.
My lady is a lovely one, but she gives herself such airs.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handey
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer antlers. - Jack Handey
Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs! – Forrest Gump
I'm telling you, if they were a spice, they'd be flour. – C.J. Cregg
I’ve never found it hard to hack most people. If you listen to them, watch them, their vulnerabilities are like a neon sign screwed into their heads. – Elliot
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. – Donkey
I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school. – Buzz Lightyear
We toys can see everything. So play nice. – Buzz Lightyear
Your neurotransmitter levels are elevated, suggesting you are in a state of euphoria. Did I do that? – Baymax
You have a metal assemblage in your pelvic region. – Baymax
Water is the driving force of all nature. – Leonardo da Vinci
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. – Leonardo da Vinci
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.
I love the English. They're so... relaxed. – Ferris Bueller
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. – Napoleon
I know they're happy, 'cause I can hear them laughing.
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. – Lloyd Christmas
This place looks like a geometry textbook threw up on it. – Deadpool
That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off. – Deadpool
That is one big pile of shit. – Dr. Ian Malcolm
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. – John McClane
These pretzels are making me thirsty! – Kramer
You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand. – Charlie
He's a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand. – Patrick
I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other. – Charlie
I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why they're here. If they like their jobs. Or us. And I wonder how smart they are. – Charlie
You're sleeping on your feet like a horse. – Ennis Del Mar
You have to be the whitest black man I have ever seen. – Denise Porter
That's a bad hat, Harry. – Chief Martin Brody
You look like you're about to climb a tree and hide. – Vaughan Cunningham
You have a lot of feelings, don't you? – Cher
In every direction, a magnificent view! – Admiral Boom
The master's not himself today. He's given to explosions. – Ellen
Today, the air is such that you can cut it with a knife! – Admiral Boom
Did you know that Smurfs are communists? – Donnie Darko
You have a very strong taste for the dramatic, my dear. – Miss Spink
I'm not the one who's on fire. – Steve Rogers
Everywhere I look, I see the lies that started this. The greed, the hatred. – Diana Prince
You're a sweet, caring, generous, big-hearted person. – Phil Connors
Wow, this is pretty controversial. – Butters Stotch
The fog is getting thicker! – Ted Striker
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