16 Best Nonsense Quotes

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handey

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind.' Basically, it's made up of two separate words—'mank' and 'ind.' What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. - Jack Handey

From the din of the Donkey!

Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop. – The King of Hearts

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. – Alice

Why, you might just as well say that 'I see what I eat' is the same thing as 'I eat what I see'! – The Mad Hatter

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. – The Red Queen

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. – Jabberwocky

When the day becomes the night and the sky becomes the sea, I'll blow myself a kiss and send it back to me. – The Mad Hatter

Narf! – Pinky

Poit! – Pinky

I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. – Jack Sparrow

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. – Mary Poppins & Bert

You know, you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think? – Bert

For when they fall, the banks will squeal. And up will go the single spousal ideal! – Mr. Dawes Sr.