8 Best School Quotes

Cooper: You're ruling my son out for college now? The kid's fifteen.
Principal: Tom's score simply isn't high enough.
Cooper: What's your waistline? 32? With, what, a 33 inseam?
Principal: I'm not sure I see what you're getting at.
Cooper: You're telling me it takes two numbers to measure your own ass but only one to measure my son's future?

First day of school! First day of school! – Nemo

You guys made me ink! – Pearl

The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. – Don

Your tots! – Napoleon

Lafe, I don't have any tots. I don't have any of that. – Deb

I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why they're here. If they like their jobs. Or us. And I wonder how smart they are. – Charlie