127 Best Absurdity Quotes

I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn't. – Meursault
The Stranger Absurdity Indifference Authenticity
I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world.
The Stranger Absurdity Indifference Nature Freedom
It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, emptied me of hope, and, gazing up at the dark sky spangled with its signs and stars, for the first time, I laid my heart open to the benign indifference of the universe.
The Stranger Absurdity Anger Freedom Hope Indifference
I had been right, I was still right, I was always right. I had lived my life one way and I could just as well have lived it another. I had done this and I hadn't done that. I hadn't done this thing but I had done another. And so?
The Stranger Absurdity meaninglessness Freedom Authenticity
Nothing, nothing mattered, and I knew why. So did he. Throughout the whole absurd life I'd lived, a dark wind had been rising toward me from the depths of my future.
The Stranger Absurdity meaninglessness Fate Death
I felt that I had been happy and that I was happy again.
The Stranger Happiness Acceptance Absurdity moment
I laid my heart open to the benign indifference of the universe.
The Stranger Absurdity Indifference Nature Acceptance
It wasn't my fault if things had turned out this way.
The Stranger Responsibility Fate Absurdity Indifference
Everybody knows life isn't worth living.
The Stranger meaninglessness Absurdity Society Cynicism
Deep down I knew perfectly well that it doesn't much matter whether you die at thirty or at seventy.
The Stranger Death meaninglessness Equality Absurdity
What is a man to do when he is faced with a choice between two evils? He must choose the one he has not yet tried. – Fyodor Pavlovich Karamazov
The Brothers Karamazov Choice evil Absurdity Cynicism free will
And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire.
The Grapes of Wrath Waste Economics Absurdity Depression
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Slaughterhouse-Five Absurdity Death Illusion Peace
There is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.
Slaughterhouse-Five War Absurdity Silence Horror
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Slaughterhouse-Five consumerism Meaning American Dream Absurdity
Poo-tee-weet?
Slaughterhouse-Five Absurdity War Incommunication Innocence
The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes.
Slaughterhouse-Five War Time Absurdity Reversal
It is so short and jumbled and jangled, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.
Slaughterhouse-Five War Structure Absurdity Narrative
I've got a belly full of badgers and a truckload of whoop-ass!
Talladega Nights threat Humor Absurdity
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
Talladega Nights Family Absurdity Humor
Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Talladega Nights Wisdom Humor Absurdity
Off with their heads! – The Queen of Hearts
Alice in Wonderland tyranny Power Absurdity authority
Curiouser and curiouser! – Alice
Alice in Wonderland Wonder Curiosity Discovery Absurdity
I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. – Dwight Schrute
The Office Confidence Absurdity Humor
I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms. – Michael Scott
The Office Absurdity Logic Humor
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing. – Creed Bratton
The Office Sexuality Absurdity Humor Memory
Today, smoking is going to save lives. – Dwight Schrute
The Office Irony Safety Absurdity Humor
This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. – Walter Sobchak
The Big Lebowski Rules Reality Absurdity
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. – Walter Sobchak
The Big Lebowski Crime Absurdity underworld
Ve cut off your chonson! – Franz
The Big Lebowski threat Absurdity Nihilism
I had a dream about a bee. He was wearing a little sombrero. – Chancho
Nacho Libre Humor Dreams Absurdity
Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters? – Nacho
Nacho Libre Humor Suffering Absurdity
The clown has no penis. – Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore Humor Insult Absurdity
That's a space peanut. – Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt Humor Innocence Absurdity
No, that's not a meteor. That's a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy. – Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt Humor Absurdity Discovery
It's a rock. I'm not gonna spend my life getting a rock a nickname. – Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt Humor Practicality Absurdity
We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off! – Lloyd Christmas
Dumb and Dumber misfortune Poverty Absurdity
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? – Lloyd Christmas
Dumb and Dumber Betrayal Absurdity Pets
Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. – Bobby Boucher
The Waterboy Family Humor Innocence Absurdity
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants! – The Boy
The Waterboy Humor peer pressure Absurdity Innocence
Now, I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice... It's time for the medulla oblongata! – Coach Klein
The Waterboy Humor Football Strategy Absurdity
Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out. – Hansel
Zoolander Humor Advice Absurdity
What do you think this is, a diaper? It's an evening wrap. – Katinka
Zoolander Humor fashion Absurdity
You gotta see the baby! – Frank Costanza
Seinfeld Family Excitement Absurdity Humor
I'm the Wiz! And nobody beats me! – Kramer
Seinfeld Games Confidence Absurdity Humor
You're a rabid anti-dentite! – Tim Whatley
Seinfeld Prejudice Absurdity Humor
We have a saying in my country: Do not worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. – Borat
Borat proverb Humor Absurdity Culture
This is a suit. It was given to me by my grandfather on his deathbed. He was not dead yet. – Borat
Borat Family Humor Absurdity Materialism
You're like a big, black... Wilson sister! – Karen
White Chicks Humor race disguise Absurdity
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever done in my entire life. – Kevin Copeland
White Chicks Humor Absurdity duty Brotherhood
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