219 Best survival Quotes

I don't need a reason to live. I just need to know that I'm alive. – Thorfinn
Train like your life depends on it—because it does.
For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: hunt or be hunted. – Frank Underwood
The strong survive, the weak die. That is the law of nature. – Umanosuke
The strong survive and the weak die. That is the only truth in this world. – Askeladd
Endure and survive. To the edge of the universe and back.
You can't outrun your past. But you can sure as hell try.
The future of humanity is going to bifurcate in two directions: Either it's going to become multiplanetary, or it's going to remain confined to one planet and eventually there's going to be an extinction event. - Elon Musk
If we're going to have any chance of sending stuff to other star systems, we need to be laser-focused on becoming a multi-planet civilization. - Elon Musk
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. - Jack Handey
If you ever find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. 'I used to be lost, but now I live here!' - Jack Handey
If you ever get swallowed by a whale, just remember: it's dark in there, but at least it's roomy. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a mob, try to pick out one person and apologize to them. It might confuse them long enough for you to escape. - Jack Handey
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. - Jack Handey
If you ever get bitten by a snake, try to stay calm. Also, try to remember what kind of snake it was, or at least what it was wearing. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in the woods, just follow the river. Unless the river is flowing the wrong way, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a bear, try to play dead. If that doesn't work, try to play a different animal, like a bunny or something. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in the desert, just follow your shadow. Unless it's nighttime, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a shark, try to punch it in the nose. If that doesn't work, try to reason with it. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a cave, just follow the bats. Unless they're flying toward you, in which case you should probably run the other way. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a swarm of bees, try to remain calm. Also try to remember if you're allergic to bees, or just to getting stung by them. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost at sea, just follow the stars. Unless it's daytime, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a lion, try to play dead. If that doesn't work, try to play a different animal, like a gazelle or something. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a blizzard, just follow your footprints. Unless they've been covered by snow, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a pack of wolves, try to reason with the alpha male. If that doesn't work, try to reason with the alpha female. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a forest, just follow the sound of running water. Unless it's a waterfall, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a bear, try to climb a tree. Unless it's a grizzly bear, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a maze, just keep turning right. Unless it's one of those mazes where that doesn't work, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a crocodile, try to poke it in the eyes. If that doesn't work, try to poke yourself in the eyes so you don't have to see what happens next. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a desert, just follow the mirage. Unless it's leading you toward more desert, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a hippopotamus, try to reason with it. If that doesn't work, try to reason with yourself about why you're in this situation. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a swamp, just follow the alligators. Unless they're following you, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey
If you ever get attacked by a gorilla, try to make yourself look bigger. If that doesn't work, try to make yourself look smaller and less threatening. - Jack Handey
If you ever get lost in a jungle, just follow the monkeys. Unless they're running away from something, in which case you should probably run too. - Jack Handey
The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived. – Robert Jordan
You never know how much you can endure until you're called upon to endure it. – Harriet Tubman
The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists. – Japanese proverb
Racing is about the moments that take you to the edge and bring you back.
Winter is coming, but the strong endure.
The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die. - Juliette Lewis
Some days all you can do is breathe. And that's enough.
Depression is like a war. Either you win or die trying.
We are not safe here. The master is a beast! – Cogsworth
I'm not going to sit here and let you get killed. – Alice
You can't reason with a nightmare. – Paul
He's not dead. He's still out there. – Trish Jarvis
Why can't they just leave me alone? – Tommy Jarvis
I'm just trying to get through the weekend without getting punched in the face. – John Beckwith
I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud. – Bubba
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