7 Best Practical Advice Quotes

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone. - Jack Handey

If you ever see a crime being committed, be sure to stop and think: 'Do I really want to get involved here?' - Jack Handey

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. - Jack Handey

The best way to keep your shoes from smelling is to not wear them. - Jack Handey

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. – Confucius

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. – Confucius

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. – Confucius