6 Best Laziness Quotes

Stand up. There’s no need to stand up if you’ve fallen. Just lie there and take a nap. – Sakata Gintoki

We're like two pandas in a zoo - cute, lazy, and completely dependent on others for food.

You're my favorite reason to skip leg day.

The best way to keep your shoes from smelling is to not wear them. - Jack Handey

I’m not nice. I’m just too lazy to be mean.

I choose not to run! – George Costanza