8 Best Excuses Quotes

Golf is the only sport where you can lose a ball in the water and still claim it was a ‘practice shot.’

If you ever get caught stealing, just say you were taking a survey on shoplifting. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught stealing candy from a baby, just say you were teaching it about sharing. - Jack Handey

I was in the pool! – George Costanza

I choose not to run! – George Costanza

I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. I didn't have change for cab fare. I lost my tux at the cleaners. I locked my keys in the car. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! – Jake Blues

The light was yellow, sir. – Elwood Blues

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. – Benjamin Franklin