7 Best Quick Thinking Quotes

If you ever get caught stealing, just say you were taking a survey on shoplifting. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught in a lie, just say you were testing the other person's gullibility. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught cheating, just say you were testing the other person's forgiveness. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught stealing candy from a baby, just say you were teaching it about sharing. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught lying, just say you were practicing for a career in politics. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught cheating at cards, just say you were testing the other players' observation skills. - Jack Handey

If you ever get caught eavesdropping, just say you were practicing your listening skills. - Jack Handey