3 Best Animal Behavior Quotes

If you ever get lost in a cave, just follow the bats. Unless they're flying toward you, in which case you should probably run the other way. - Jack Handey

If you ever get attacked by a pack of wolves, try to reason with the alpha male. If that doesn't work, try to reason with the alpha female. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a jungle, just follow the monkeys. Unless they're running away from something, in which case you should probably run too. - Jack Handey