54 Best Insult Quotes

I describe Jeb Bush as a 'low-energy' individual... that doesn't make him a bad person.

Donald Trump Controversial Insult

That’s not a swan, that’s my mother-in-law! – Marcus Higgins

Grown Ups Humor Family Marriage Insult

You're like a bear, you know that? You're like a bear wearing people clothes. – Sack Lodge

Wedding Crashers Insult Aggression Humor

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! – Grandma Mary Cleary

Wedding Crashers Humor Family Insult

You are like the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch. – Marty Hart

True Detective Anger Insult Partnership Frustration

You are a burning effigy of a man. You are like a king baby. – Rust Cohle

True Detective Insult Ego masculinity Criticism

You cockaroach! – Tony Montana

Scarface Insult Power contempt violence

I'm telling you, if they were a spice, they'd be flour. – C.J. Cregg

The West Wing Humor Insult Observation Wit

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. – Buzz Lightyear

Toy Story arrogance Humor Insult Perspective

Rebel scum. – Darth Vader

Star Wars Return of the Jedi Rebellion Conflict Insult Defiance

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.

The Grinch Insult song Judgment

Your mom goes to college. – Kip

Napoleon Dynamite Family Humor Insult

You are like a big, sweaty, fat, bald man! – Ramses

Nacho Libre Insult Humor rivalry

You have a beautiful face... like a bottom. – Ramses

Nacho Libre Insult Humor rivalry

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? – Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore Humor Insult confusion

The clown has no penis. – Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore Humor Insult Absurdity

I'm gonna get you a coat, with stripes going up and down. You'll look like a giant Q-Tip. – Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore Humor Insult appearance

You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. – Deadpool

Deadpool Humor Insult appearance

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. – Jack

Deadpool Insult Morality weakness

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? – Biff Tannen

Back to the Future Insult Power error Humor

The only way he could get any uglier is if he went back in time and married his mother. – Biff Tannen

Back to the Future Insult Irony Time Travel Humor

You're what the French call "les incompétents". – Kevin McCallister

Home Alone Insult Intelligence Humor taunting

You're not cool. You stink! – Bobby Boucher

The Waterboy Humor Insult Confidence Retaliation

What is your major malfunction, numb nuts? – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket authority Insult dehumanization Training

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket Insult Humor authority dehumanization

You climb obstacles like old people fuck! – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket Insult Humor authority Performance

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket authority Insult threat violence

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket authority Insult Pressure Failure

Only two things come from Texas: steers and queers. And I don't see no horns on you, boy. – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket Insult Prejudice Humor authority

Did your parents have any children that lived? – Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Full Metal Jacket Insult Humor authority dehumanization

I was in Jr. High, dickhead. – John McClane

Die Hard Insult Humor retort

You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece! – Major Payne

Major Payne Insult Humor Criticism

You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. – Major Payne

Major Payne Insult incompetence Humor

You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles. – Major Payne

Major Payne Insult incompetence Humor

You look like a pig who's been screwing a light socket. – Major Payne

Major Payne Insult appearance Humor

You have the backbone of a chocolate eclair! – Major Payne

Major Payne Insult Cowardice weakness

You're not a has-been. You're a never-was. – Latrell Spencer

White Chicks Humor Insult rivalry Ego

You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was. And if you were a has-been, that would mean you at least had some talent at one point, which you don't. – Latrell Spencer

White Chicks Humor Insult put-down Competition

She's a virgin... who can't drive. – Megan Vandergeld

White Chicks Humor Insult social commentary clique behavior

Your boundless ignorance never ceases to amaze me, Pinky. – The Brain

Pinky and the Brain Insult Frustration Intelligence Partnership

What's your problem? You have some kind of brain cloud? – Cher

Clueless Humor Insult Frustration

Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse. – William Wallace

Braveheart Defiance Humor Insult

You play ball like a girl! – Ham Porter

The Sandlot Humor Insult rivalry

He's a L-7 weenie!

The Sandlot Humor Insult Childhood

You mix your wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

The Sandlot Humor Insult rivalry

You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

The Sandlot Humor Insult Anger

You're supposed to be scary, you overgrown pocket protector! – Mike Wazowski

Monsters Inc Humor Insult appearance

You're a joke! A pathetic, little, insecure joke! – Randall Boggs

Monsters Inc Insult Bullying insecurity

Sir, you are no gentleman. – Scarlett O'Hara. You, Miss, are no lady. – Rhett Butler

Gone with the Wind gender propriety Insult Chemistry

You are a boil on the butt of humanity. – Ouiser Boudreaux

Steel Magnolias Insult Humor Anger Friendship

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