112 Best Confucius Quotes

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. – Confucius

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands. – Confucius

Woman who keeps switching channels can't find remote control of her life. – Confucius

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted, but man who runs in front of car gets tired. – Confucius

Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. – Confucius

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. – Confucius

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches cold. – Confucius

Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money. – Confucius

Man who tells one too many light bulb jokes soon burns out. – Confucius

Man who runs through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok. – Confucius

Man who sinks in quicksand will soon reach bottom. – Confucius

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius