75 Best Baseball Quotes

I'm in a pickle! – Timmy Timmons

Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just let it happen.

Some lady, Mary something-or-other, signed it. – Scotty Smalls

You want to be a baseball player? Then you gotta get your mind right. – Benny Rodriguez

You think you can just waltz in here and be a ballplayer? – Ham Porter

It was like... I was born to be a ballplayer. – Benny Rodriguez

You're looking at what we call an easy out. – Ham Porter

You see how it works, Smalls? The stick is the power. The power is the stick. – Benny Rodriguez

He's a Cinderella story. A no-name, a long ball hitter... – Announcer

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. – Crash Davis

Don't think. It can only hurt the ball club. – Crash Davis

Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? – Larry

I want to bring the heater. Announce my presence with authority! – Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh

This is a simple game: you throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes it rains. – Crash Davis

Well, I believe in the Church of Baseball. – Annie Savoy

You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. – Crash Davis

I like the high hard one. – Annie Savoy

You know, a guy can get kicked in the head and get amnesia and forget who he is, and it's a blessing. – Jimmy

We're dealing with a lot of stuff. – Skip

I'm the player to be named later. – Crash Davis

You know what the difference is between hitting .250 and .300? It's 25 hits. 25 hits in 500 at bats is 50 points, okay? There's 6 months in a season, that's about 25 weeks. That means if you get just one extra flare a week - just one - a gork... you get a groundball, you get a groundball with eyes... you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week... and you're in Yankee Stadium. – Crash Davis

I got to play in the show. I got to play in the show. – Crash Davis

Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls – it's more democratic. – Crash Davis

What do you got, meat? – Crash Davis

I got a announcement to make. I'm taking off. I'm going to the Show. – Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh