60 Best Religion Quotes

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. – Billy Graham
Golf Humor Religion Billy Graham
The world is rotten. And the reason it's rotten is that it's full of sinners like you. – Canute
Vinland Saga Sin Morality Religion Power
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
Golf Humor Religion Billy Graham
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting. - Jack Handey
Jack Handey Religion Food Absurdity Devotion
Man who cooks hamburger in Buddhist temple violates the sacred and the patty. – Confucius
Confucius Humor Religion Wordplay
If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother, that person is a piece of shit. – Rust Cohle
True Detective Morality Religion decency Ethics
Transference of fear and self-loathing to an authoritarian vessel. It’s catharsis. He absorbs their dread with his narrative. – Rust Cohle
True Detective Psychology Religion fear control
God is listenin'. If you're a sinner, you're gonna get caught. And God is listenin'. – Young Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump Religion Innocence fear Childhood
Have you found Jesus yet, Gump? – Lieutenant Dan
Forrest Gump Religion Salvation Friendship Crisis
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. – Tyler Durden
Fight Club Religion Nihilism Suffering Rejection
The night is dark and full of terrors. – Melisandre
Game of Thrones Religion fear Mystery
The sacred and the propane. – Carmela Soprano
The Sopranos Family Religion Hypocrisy Humor
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this. – Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri
The Sopranos Humor ignorance superstition Religion
There is no God. It's just all fucking random. So you better be fucking smart. – Alfie Solomons
Peaky Blinders Religion Nihilism Chaos Power
All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question. – Tommy Shelby
Peaky Blinders Religion Nihilism Cynicism intellect
God is a vicious, two-faced prick. And if you happen to be a woman, he’s got it in for you big time. – Moira
The Handmaid's Tale Rebellion Religion Feminism Anger
Under His Eye.
The Handmaid's Tale Surveillance Religion oppression control
May the Lord open.
The Handmaid's Tale Religion fertility oppression ritual
Blessed be the fruit.
The Handmaid's Tale Religion fertility greeting ritual
Oh, yeah, you gotta get schwifty. – The Head of the Giant Floating God Head
Rick and Morty Absurdity Religion Music conformity Comedy
There is no god, Summer. Gotta rip that band-aid off now, you'll thank me later. – Rick
Rick and Morty atheism Religion Truth Family Nihilism
I am the Lord your God. Thou shalt worship no other god before me. Boy, those were the days, huh? – President Josiah Bartlet
The West Wing Religion Faith Power Sarcasm
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. But I'm the one doing all the work. – Chalky White
Boardwalk Empire Power Religion agency injustice
We’re all guilty. That’s why we’re here. – Matt Jamison
The Leftovers Guilt Sin Religion Community
Killing must feel good to God, too. He does it all the time, and are we not created in His image? – Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal Religion killing God Morality Creation
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans. – Mason Young
Ozark Fate control Religion plans
A man has to bear his cross. – Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Trigun burden sacrifice Guilt Religion duty
I didn't know you were a Buddhist. – Batou
Ghost in the Shell Religion Philosophy identity
But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. – John the Savage
Brave New World Freedom Individuality Suffering Religion Morality
All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.
Brave New World soma Religion escapism control utopia/dystopia
But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
Brave New World Freedom Humanity Suffering Religion Individuality
Heaven have mercy on us all – Presbyterians and Pagans alike – for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending. – Ishmael
Moby-Dick Religion Humanity flaw Universality
I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God.
The Stranger Religion Death Time Authenticity
He wanted to talk to me about God again, but I went up to him and made one last attempt to explain to him that I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God.
The Stranger Religion Death Time Priorities
I think the devil doesn't exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness. – Ivan Karamazov
The Brothers Karamazov Devil evil Human Nature projection Religion
What should I be if not a Jesuit? To deceive others in order to win them for God? That is the question. – Ivan Karamazov
The Brothers Karamazov Deception Religion Jesuit ends and means Cynicism
Science investigates; religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge, which is power; religion gives man wisdom, which is control.
Martin Luther King Jr. Science Religion Knowledge Wisdom Power
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. – Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein Science Religion Faith Knowledge
When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. – Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln Morality Conscience Religion Goodness
I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Darth Vader
Star Wars A New Hope Power fear Religion Intimidation
I don't roll on Shabbos! – Walter Sobchak
The Big Lebowski Religion Rules Principle
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? – Clem
Joe Dirt Humor Religion Consequences
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. – Dr. Ian Malcolm
Jurassic Park Science Religion Irony cycle Ambition
Foosball is the devil! – Mama Boucher
The Waterboy Family Humor Religion control
My Mama says that my fumbling is the devil. – Bobby Boucher
The Waterboy Family Humor Religion Football
Now, I can't let you do that, Bobby. That's the devil's music! – Mama Boucher
The Waterboy Family control Humor Religion
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him.
Dune Religion Fremen ritual Shai-Hulud
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of another. – Miss Maudie
To Kill a Mockingbird Religion Hypocrisy Morality
You got to learn not to talk to nuns that way. – Jake Blues
The Blues Brothers Respect Religion Humor
The search for God is absurd? – Dr. Lilian Thurman. It is if everyone dies alone. – Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko Existentialism Religion loneliness Philosophy
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