11 Best Navigation Quotes

If you ever get lost in the woods, just follow the river. Unless the river is flowing the wrong way, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in the desert, just follow your shadow. Unless it's nighttime, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a cave, just follow the bats. Unless they're flying toward you, in which case you should probably run the other way. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost at sea, just follow the stars. Unless it's daytime, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a blizzard, just follow your footprints. Unless they've been covered by snow, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a forest, just follow the sound of running water. Unless it's a waterfall, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a maze, just keep turning right. Unless it's one of those mazes where that doesn't work, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a desert, just follow the mirage. Unless it's leading you toward more desert, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a swamp, just follow the alligators. Unless they're following you, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get lost in a jungle, just follow the monkeys. Unless they're running away from something, in which case you should probably run too. - Jack Handey

I live in a world of phantoms and dreams, and I have the greatest difficulty in finding my way. – Ingmar Bergman