30 Best Californication Quotes

You know, despite all my complaining, I do believe that love is the answer. At least I hope it is. Because I’m running out of options. – Hank Moody
Californication Love Hope Cynicism Life
It’s a beautiful day to be a bad guy. – Hank Moody
Californication Redemption Morality Humor self-destruction
We are not meant to be together. We are meant to be apart. We are just meant to have spectacular sex. – Hank Moody
Californication Love Relationships Sex Complication
You know, I'm a writer. I use words for a living. I'm the master of my own domain, and "fine" just doesn't cut it. – Hank Moody
Californication Writing Communication Art dissatisfaction
I am the god of hellfire! – Charlie Runkle
Californication Humor insecurity Absurdity Ego
You can’t polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter. – Hank Moody
Californication Writing Art Cynicism Humor
I have a darkness inside me, I know that. But I also have a light. And the light is winning. Most days. – Hank Moody
Californication Redemption self-destruction Hope inner conflict
You’re not a loser. You’re just... temporarily not winning. – Hank Moody
Californication Friendship Encouragement Life Humor
Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get. – Lew Ashby
Californication Life Desire Transaction Cynicism
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part. – Hank Moody
Californication Cynicism Hope Life Hemingway
I’m not a sex addict. I’m just… Italian. – Hank Moody
Californication Sex Humor Self-Justification identity
There's no such thing as a mistake. There's only what you do and what you don't do. – Hank Moody
Californication Regret Life Choices Morality Consequences
You know, for a writer, a reputation is as important as a penis. You only need one, and it’s best if it’s long and hard. – Hank Moody
Californication Writing Reputation Ego Humor
I'm not scared of dying. I'm scared of living. Living is messy. – Hank Moody
Californication Life fear Existentialism self-destruction
The heart wants what it wants, or else it does not care. – Hank Moody
Californication Love Desire Heartbreak Obsession
I'm a walking, talking, fucking disaster. But my intentions are usually good. – Hank Moody
Californication Redemption Self-Awareness Morality Flawed Character
In the end, we are all just looking for someone to hold our hand and guide us through the darkness. – Hank Moody
Californication Love loneliness Connection Hope
You can’t force love. It’s either there or it isn’t. And when it is, you fight for it. – Karen van der Beek
Californication Love Relationships Perseverance Truth
I'm not good at the goodbye thing. So, you know, whatever. – Hank Moody
Californication Emotion Communication Avoidance Humor
Rock 'n' roll and pussy; the two great distractions from the existential horror of it all. – Lew Ashby
Californication Hedonism Existentialism Music Sex
I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale. – Hank Moody
Californication Self-Awareness Morality Flawed Character Humor
The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite! – Hank Moody
Californication Truth Hypocrisy Morality Anger
I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. – Hank Moody
Californication Writing Power revenge Humor
You know what your problem is? You confuse love with passion. One is about giving, the other is about taking. – Abby Rhoads
Californication Love Passion Relationships selfishness
There is no normal, Kate. There's just life. So you should probably get on with it. – Hank Moody
Californication Life Acceptance Moving on Wisdom
I'm a writer. I give the truth scope. – Hank Moody
Californication Writing Truth Art justification
You can’t win with women. You can only try to lose less. – Charlie Runkle
Californication Relationships Humor insecurity Love
I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of the paperwork. – Hank Moody
Californication Relationships Commitment Humor Avoidance
We're all fucked up. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others. – Hank Moody
Californication Humanity Flaws self-destruction Truth
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Hank Moody
Californication Life Legacy Existentialism Wisdom
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