5 Best Animal Attacks Quotes

If you ever get attacked by a shark, try to punch it in the nose. If that doesn't work, try to reason with it. - Jack Handey

If you ever get attacked by a bear, try to climb a tree. Unless it's a grizzly bear, in which case you should probably just sit down and cry. - Jack Handey

If you ever get attacked by a crocodile, try to poke it in the eyes. If that doesn't work, try to poke yourself in the eyes so you don't have to see what happens next. - Jack Handey

If you ever get attacked by a hippopotamus, try to reason with it. If that doesn't work, try to reason with yourself about why you're in this situation. - Jack Handey

If you ever get attacked by a gorilla, try to make yourself look bigger. If that doesn't work, try to make yourself look smaller and less threatening. - Jack Handey