30 Best The Lego Batman Movie Quotes

My name is Batman. And it's not Bruce! – Batman
I have aged incredibly well. – Batman
I'm going to say this once: I don't do "sitting by the fire," I don't do "group hugs," and I don't share. – Batman
Dark times. The only thing I have in the fridge is half a pint of milk that's about to go bad... and some mustard. And I'm eating it. – Batman
What am I going to do? Buy a gallery? I'm not gonna buy a gallery. – Batman
You can't be a hero if you only care about yourself. – Barbara Gordon
I'm not going to lie, this is a way better setup than my old cave. – Robin
I have a big box of nothing. – Batman
Batman doesn't do friends. He has teammates. Sometimes. Temporarily. – Batman
I thought I would be the only person to figure out you're Bruce Wayne. But I'm not upset. I'm proud. – Alfred Pennyworth
You see, Dick, criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot... – Batman
My parents are... gone. – Robin
So, let me get this straight. You took an orphaned child to the one place in Gotham where the most dangerous villains are kept? – Barbara Gordon
That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel. – Alfred Pennyworth
Sometimes, the only way to deal with fear is to just... laugh at it. – Barbara Gordon
I'm not just going to let you ruin my one night of self-indulgent brooding! – Batman
Master Wayne, since the day I promised your parents I would look after you, you have been my life. – Alfred Pennyworth
I have a 9:00 reservation... to punch crime. – Batman
I'm the reason you wear the mask. You're afraid to be seen, to be part of a family again. – The Joker
Batman, I think you're the most arrogant, entitled, self-centered person I have ever known. And I've known some real jerks. – Barbara Gordon
I need you to be more than just a guy in a bat costume. I need you to be a part of this city. – Barbara Gordon
I'm not looking for a father. I already have a father. I'm looking for a dad. – Robin
You can't fight crime without a cool entry. – Batman
I'm the positive reinforcement he never had. – Batman (about Robin)
I'm the king of the world! On a dragon! – The Joker
It's not about the suit, Batman. It's about who you are underneath. – Alfred Pennyworth
I'm the reason you wear the mask. You're afraid to be seen, to be part of a family again. – The Joker
We're going to fight all these bad guys? By ourselves? – Robin
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