11 Best Status Quotes

You are down there, and I am up here. – Howard Hamlin

You are a little thief, and a parasite! And I am a chef! – Skinner

That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail. – Patrick Bateman

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave. – Patrick Bateman

I have a lunch meeting with Cliff at the Four Seasons in twenty minutes. – Patrick Bateman

He is my brother Bilo. He is the fourth most famous man in my village, and a top gypsy crime reporter. – Borat

You see this? This is Armani. This is Versace. – Latrell Spencer

You're not a cop, you're a security guard. – Denise Porter

I'm not a millionaire. I'm a fucking billionaire. – Jordan Belfort

I have a 4.0, an ATM card, and a half-dozen people on my payroll. – Cher

I'm the one who's the star, and you're the one who's the other guy. – Tugg Speedman