30 Best Son in Law Quotes

I'm not a psycho, I'm an individual, and I'm a freshman, and I'm from L.A. – Crawl
Don't you people have any concept of time? – Crawl
It's a Thanksgiving miracle! – Crawl
You're not a turkey, you're a beautiful, independent swan. – Crawl
You're in South Dakota. We don't jiggle we wiggle. – Rebecca
I'm not a farmer, I'm a fraternity brother from Los Angeles. – Crawl
You're not a number, you're a person. – Crawl
I'm just a simple country girl. – Rebecca
My biological clock is ticking so loud it's messing up my hair! – Crawl
You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can by its first chapter. – Crawl
I'm not used to being around so much... sincerity. – Crawl
I'm not a bad person, I'm just a little different. – Crawl
This isn't L.A., Crawl. People get married for love here. – Rebecca
I'm not a Thanksgiving dinner, I'm a person! – Crawl
You're the only person I know who can make overalls look like a fashion statement. – Crawl
We don't have malls, we have Main Street. – Rebecca
I'm just trying to find my place in this world. – Rebecca
I'm not a farmer, but I'm a quick study. – Crawl
You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. – Rebecca
This is my life, not some reality show. – Rebecca
I'm not a turkey, I'm a person! – Rebecca
Sometimes you have to go along to get along. – Walter
I'm not a number, I'm a person! – Rebecca
You're not a freak, you're unique. – Crawl
I'm not a farmer, but I'm willing to learn. – Crawl
This isn't a costume, this is who I am. – Rebecca
I'm not a Thanksgiving turkey, I'm a person! – Crawl
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket and that's pretty close. – Crawl
I'm not a psycho, I'm your daughter's boyfriend. – Crawl
Sometimes the best thing you can be is yourself. – Crawl
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