14 Best Nerdy Quotes

Are you Spider-Man? Because you've got me caught in your web.
Are you a Jedi? Because you're the only hope for my heart.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If love was chemistry, you'd be my perfect reaction.
You must be DNA because you're the blueprint to my heart.
Are you a black hole? Because you've sucked me in completely.
You must be a software update because you make everything better.
Are you a USB drive? Because you complete me.
You must be a dictionary because you define perfection.
Press X to love me... why aren't you pressing X?!
You're my respawn point - no matter how bad things get, I always come back to you.
You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.
Have you tried turning me off and on again? Because I'm stuck on you.
You're the Expecto Patronum to my Dementor-filled life.
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