30 Best My Cousin Vinny Quotes

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you. – Mona Lisa Vito

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! – Vinny Gambini

The two yutes. – Vinny Gambini

I'm sorry, the two youths. – Vinny Gambini

Did you say yutes? – Judge Chamberlain Haller

What is a grit, anyway? – Vinny Gambini

No, the two defendants. – Vinny Gambini

My biological clock is ticking like this! – Mona Lisa Vito

I come from a long line of mechanics. – Mona Lisa Vito

You blend. – Vinny Gambini

I shot the clerk? – Bill Gambini

I killed the clerk? – Stan Rothenstein

It's called disclosure, you dickhead! – Vinny Gambini

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth? – Vinny Gambini

Mr. Gambini, that is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection. – Judge Chamberlain Haller

Overruled. – Judge Chamberlain Haller

Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you. – Mona Lisa Vito

Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. – Vinny Gambini

Dead-on-balls accurate? – Mona Lisa Vito

It's an industry term. – Mona Lisa Vito

I'm finished with this guy. – Vinny Gambini

So you're an out-of-work mechanic who's an expert on everything? – Jim Trotter III

Well, I'm just a fast cook, I guess. – Sam Tipton

You're gonna laugh, you're gonna cry, you're gonna kiss three bucks goodbye. – Vinny Gambini

I got no more use for this guy. – Vinny Gambini

How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? – Vinny Gambini

Mr. Tipton, how is it you are able to recall every single detail of that morning and yet you can't remember if an hour earlier you had what many people consider to be the most important meal of the day? – Vinny Gambini

I was in my office. – Stan Rothenstein

You lock the door at night, right? – Vinny Gambini

The defense is wrong. – Mona Lisa Vito