5 Best Extreme Solutions Quotes

The best way to keep your teeth clean is to not eat. Or smile. - Jack Handey

The best way to keep your car clean is to not drive it. Or look at it. - Jack Handey

The best way to keep your hair clean is to shave it all off. Or wear a hat. - Jack Handey

The best way to keep your clothes clean is to not wear any. Or move. - Jack Handey

The best way to keep your hands clean is to not touch anything. Or wear gloves. - Jack Handey