30 Best Blazing Saddles Quotes

Excuse me while I whip this out. – Bart

Blazing Saddles Humor race western shock value

The sheriff is near! – Taggart

Blazing Saddles authority western parody incompetence

We're going to need a shitload of dimes. – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles greed plans Humor vulgarity

Mongo only pawn in game of life. – Mongo

Blazing Saddles Fate Simplicity violence Humor

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! – Taggart's Gang

Blazing Saddles authority parody Crime classic reference

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles class Intelligence manipulation Prejudice

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? – Taggart

Blazing Saddles Frustration confusion authority Humor

The way you put it, it looks like we're caught. – Howard Johnson

Blazing Saddles understatement Danger Humor literalness

Lilli Von Shtupp? I'm tired. Of playing the game. Of being the admired star. Tired of the velvet curtain, the flowers, the applause... I'm tired of the audience. – Lilli Von Shtupp

Blazing Saddles Performance exhaustion Satire Sexuality

It's twue! It's twue! – Lilli Von Shtupp

Blazing Saddles Sexuality Performance Humor accent

He's not from Havana. He's from Sweden. – Bart

Blazing Saddles race Deception Humor Wit

Oh, baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb! – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles manipulation Intelligence flattery plans

Let's play chess. – The Waco Kid

Blazing Saddles boredom imprisonment Wit

Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a Ni? – Howard Johnson

Blazing Saddles race shock Censorship Humor

My name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim. – The Waco Kid

Blazing Saddles identity Humor anti-climax introduction

You know... morons. – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles Intelligence class Prejudice manipulation

We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish! – Railroad Worker

Blazing Saddles race Prejudice Hypocrisy Humor

Candygram for Mongo! – Bart

Blazing Saddles Deception violence Humor Surprise

The new sheriff is a bell ring N*GGER! – Howard Johnson

Blazing Saddles race shock authority Prejudice

They said you was hung. – Taggart

Blazing Saddles rumor Reputation Humor double entendre

And they was right. – The Waco Kid

Blazing Saddles Reputation Humor double entendre Wit

Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks. – Dom DeLuise

Blazing Saddles meta-humor breaking the fourth wall cameo

Stand still, boy. What's the matter with you? – Olson Johnson

Blazing Saddles race violence misunderstanding Humor

I get no kick from champagne. – Lilli Von Shtupp

Blazing Saddles Performance Sexuality song parody

We're not gonna have any trouble from you, are we, boy? – Gabby Johnson

Blazing Saddles race threat authority tension

The little bastard shot me in the ass! – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles violence revenge Humor vulgarity

Where the white women at? – Cleavon Little (ad-libbed by the actor)

Blazing Saddles race Humor Desire shock value

You will be risking your lives, while I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles meta-humor selfishness Fame plans

We can't have a black sheriff! The voters will be furious! – Gabby Johnson

Blazing Saddles race Politics Prejudice authority

Now go do... that voodoo... that you do... so well! – Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles manipulation race stereotype plans

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