30 Best Barbie Quotes

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever. – Weird Barbie
You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down or fail or show fear, or wear flat shoes or have cellulite. And then you die! – Gloria
It is literally impossible to be a woman. – Gloria
We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come. – Ruth Handler
You are so beautiful. – Barbie to Old Woman
I'm not really a president. I'm not really a Nobel Prize winner. I'm not really a physicist. I don't have any skills or knowledge. I can't do brain surgery. – President Barbie
She's everything. He's just Ken. – Narrator
I'm a man with no power. Does that make me a woman? – Ken
I want to do the imagining, not be the idea. – Stereotypical Barbie
Ever think about dying? – Stereotypical Barbie
I'm here to see the little girl who plays with me. – Stereotypical Barbie
My job is just beach. – Ken
I'm a liberated man. I know that crying is not weak. – Ken
To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest. – Ken
You can't be a Barbie if you have bad feelings. That's, like, a rule. – Sasha
You changed everything. You showed me I could be anything. And I'm so proud of you. – Gloria to Barbie
Maybe it's the patriarchy. It's usually the patriarchy. – Narrator
I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce! – Allan
I don't know who I am without you. – Ken to Barbie
We're all brainwashed into being servants! – Ken
I'm having a major existential crisis. I need to play some acoustic guitar. – Ken
Your worth is not determined by how much you are loved by a man. – Gloria
This is the best day ever. So far. – Ken
I'm not good at anything. Except for beach. – Ken
You have to be a part of the people that are making the change. – Gloria
I'm not Stereotypical Barbie anymore. I'm just... me. – Stereotypical Barbie
The real world is not what I thought it was. – Stereotypical Barbie
Being a human is actually really hard. – Stereotypical Barbie
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