3 Best Americana Quotes

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? – Joe Dirt

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming meemies? – Joe Dirt

The thing is, Buffalo Bob never really did it for me. – Joe Dirt