18 Best Afterlife Quotes

We don't say goodbye - we say 'see you at the big firehouse in the sky.'

When you die, if you get a choice between regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy. - Jack Handey

The path to Valhalla is paved with courage.

If you use this, the people you kill will go to Heaven or Hell. That is the rule of the human world that you love so much. – Ryuk

There is no heaven or hell. No matter what you did while you were alive, everyone goes to the same place once you die. Death is equal. – Ryuk

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. – Gandalf

Nice fuckin' model! – Beetlejuice

We've been waiting for you. – Juno

The whole "death" thing... it's a real pain in the ass. – Adam Maitland

I'm the ghost with the most, babe. – Beetlejuice

You don't know what it's like to be dead, but you will. – Juno

It's not in the handbook. – Barbara Maitland

I've heard you're a bio-exorcist. Well, I've been called a ghost, a spook, a specter. – Beetlejuice

I don't think I can go through with this. I'm not a bad person, I'm just not very good at being a ghost. – Barbara Maitland

I will see you again. But not yet. Not yet. – Maximus

If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! – Proximo

Shhh. You will meet me in the next life. – Juba

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. – Socrates